Seven Pillars of Wishdom

A new book based on interviews with Al-Qaeda leaders provides a timeline for the end of Western Civilization. There are seven stages to the plan, number five being to reinstitute the Caliphate. Seven is a very satisfying number, don't you think? Get back to me in fifteen years and let me know how well they've done.

Why can't we be this specific about our plans? Obviously the reason that President Bush is incapable of providing a timeline for leaving Iraq is that it conflicts with The Big O's schedule.

8/24/2005 2:01 PM